I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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