We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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