wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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