i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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