try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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