I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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