this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Gay?
German.
Pity.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
