my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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