that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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