Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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