Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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