ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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