My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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