fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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