Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
