so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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