Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he wants to bone in the snuggie
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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