oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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