I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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