went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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