On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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