Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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