Hey man sorry I got all grabby
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
