nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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