What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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