Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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