Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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