jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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