just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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