Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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