if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I will pee on everything he values.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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