it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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