piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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