operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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