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say what?
wanna hang out?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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