Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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