He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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