come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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