My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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