i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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