i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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