I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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