it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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