you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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