Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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