He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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