I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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