I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We have started to decorate penises.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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