I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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