I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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