Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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