I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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