If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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