I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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