If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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