Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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