Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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